delreys:

when your parents start typing a website starting with ‘p’ on your browser

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kidkendoll:

16bithoe:

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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The four you the next week

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Originally posted by n64thstreet



judithbuttplug:

this is actually me


estufar:

An actual headline from The New York Times in 1919 


snaics:

misterpoptarts:

i have been sitting in this burger king for 4 hours

they don’t come to take your order you have to go to the counter


louisthesixteenth:

ghostieguy:

just-shower-thoughts:

I have never seen grape ice cream.

Actually, i know why this is:

Grapes contain a  a special molecule Anthocyanin that prevents freezing, so you’d keep ending up with grape milk. Many ice cream companies and manufacturers have made bold attempts at grape ice cream, hardly any of them successful.

But then, finally, those geniuses at Ben and Jerry’s did it. So why don’t we have grape ice cream?

Here’s the thing: Ben confessed in a People Magazine interview in 1984 that he had a huge crush on Becky and promised to create the flavor just for her. Knowing the history of grape ice cream, she coyly requested it, thinking it to be impossible. Ben began to include the grape skin and juice to better see the differences between batches. While he didn’t understand the science behind this at the time, he found that including the skins increased the levels of anthocyanin enough to make the ice cream freeze. “Becky was impressed,” he remarked, “We were at her house, alone. I gave her the scoop – on a cone. I was really getting somewhere. She was laughing and happy. She couldn’t believe I did it. I’ll never forget what happened next.”

“Becky jokingly gave her dog a lick from the cone. He liked it and took a couple of licks. Then he just gasped and dropped dead. He flipped down onto the floor and was just gone. I had no idea grapes are toxic to dogs. Specifically to the anthocyanin. Becky was devasted. I had invented a deadly dog poison, and I definitely wasn’t getting anywhere with her now.”

Yeah. 

tldr; The reason we don’t have grape ice cream is because Ben from Ben and Jerry’s killed Jerry’s hot sister’s dog with it.

holy fuck



omgitsthatgingergirl:

obscuruslupa:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

Mr Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war but we know nothing about that

if we go by his drivers lisence

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krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

we can safely deduce krabs fought in vietnam

thanks, tumblr

Happy birthday mr krabs


sinnerzinthehandsofanangrygod:

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely


catholicnun:

Is this not me


droidmom:

aquaplanage:

basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

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imagine être anglophone et se féliciter d'accomplissements médiocres

Did I just get burned in French


ilovebooksandmaybeyou:

ofdreamcatchersandangels:

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau” which translates to “stare of a goat “

I love that there’s a word for this


thebibliosphere:

ragedizzy:

greatbigouterspacedunce:

wolfpratt:

mcsquigly:

thefreakhasgreeneyes:

weallendor:

The tols Vs. The smols

So what you’re saying is…in order to be a part of the dark side you must be above 6 feet tall?

You must be THIS tall to Join the Dark Side.

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proof

now this makes so much sense

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Originally posted by destroythesith

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IT KEEPS CHECKING OUT

So, I had a sudden horrible thought and

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*scREAMING*